CUB SCOUTS DON'T WEAR NO SOCKS

(Sung as an echo... leader sing a line, Webelos echo back)

Chorus:

Cub Scouts don't wear no socks, bom, bom, bom
I saw them take 'em off, bom, bom, bom

Threw 'em in a gar-bage can, bom, bom, bom
Killed two rats and a gar-bage man, bom, bom, bom.

(Repeat chorus)

Threw 'em on a tel-e-phone pole, bom, bom, bom
No-thin' left but a smol-der-in' hole, bom, bom, bom.

(Repeat chorus)

Threw 'em up in-to the air, bom, bom, bom
Now the birds need med-i-care, bom, bom, bom.

(Repeat chorus)

Threw 'em in the lea-der's tent, bom, bom, bom
Won-der where those lea-ders went, bom, bom, bom.

(Repeat chorus)

Threw 'em in the mess-hall door, bom, bom, bom
No-one eats there an-y-more, bom, bom, bom.

• This seems to work better with Webelos than with Cub Scouts!
• Did this at Boy Scout summer camp a few summers ago... it brought down the house! Changed the words "Cub Scouts" to "Camp Staff" and had a patrol lead the song, one Scout per verse... Worst singer sings just the first line of the last chorus. As he finished, an accomplice in the audience hurled a lightly weighted pair of Scout knee socks onto the stage and the Scouts all "fainted".